Chinese Balls

Chinese Buffet
Somewhere in the Middle of Pennsylvania

Endorsed by Billy Dee Williams

Pearl Street Grill & Brewery
Buffalo, NY

"Here's Lookin' at You, Kid."

Manhattan's Restaurant
Lockport, NY

Salt of the Great White North

Jake's Place Restaurant
Port Loring, Ontario

Hey Abbott!

Abbott's Restaurant
Craighurst, Ontario

"Eye Want a Hamburger!"

Johnny Rockets
Walden Galleria Mall
Cheektowaga, NY

"Help! I am Being Held Prisoner..."

Soy Sauce Bottle
Hong Kong Buffet
Lockport, NY

Not Disney

New Fuji Buffet
Amherst, NY

The Naughty Pine

The Knotty Pine
Wampsville, NY

Sha-Naan-Naan

Taste of India Restaurant
Northtown Plaza
Amherst, NY

Gumball Rally

Elmwood Taco
Buffalo, NY

Senor Citizen

La Hacienda Restaurant
Niagara Falls, NY

You Want Fries with That?

McDonald's Booth

Midlothian, VA

Submitted by Lisa D.

No MSG! Well, Maybe a Little...

Some Looming Bird Statue

Zhang's Chinese Restaurant

Cheektowaga, NY

"I Have an Eye for Great Deals"

Menu Sign

Manhattan Bagel

Cheektowaga, NY

International House of Googly

IHOP Restaurant

Cheektowaga, NY

I Feel Mildly Uncomfortable...

Bathroom Stall Hook

Red Lobster

Harrisburg, PA

You Light Up My Life

Panos Restaurant

Buffalo, NY

Hot Diggity Dog!

Ted's Hotdogs

Williamsville, NY

You Old Smoothie!

Starbucks
Chili, NY (pronounced "Chie-lie," if you
know what's good for you. They take their town name seriously.)